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Chud SDKs

Real, installable SDKs.

Three official client libraries. Each one installs in a single command. None of them call a real API; every method returns plausible-looking fake data so your demo works without a backend.

Python v4.0.0

Install directly from chudflare.com:

pip install https://chudflare.com/sdk/chudflare-4.0.0.tar.gz

Node.js v4.0.0

Install directly from chudflare.com:

npm install https://chudflare.com/sdk/chudflare-4.0.0.tgz

Go v4.0.0

No backing git repo, so we ship a vendorable zip:

curl -L -o chudflare-go.zip https://chudflare.com/sdk/chudflare-go-4.0.0.zip
unzip chudflare-go.zip
# then in your go.mod:
#   require chudflare.com/chudflare-go v4.0.0
#   replace chudflare.com/chudflare-go => ./chudflare-go-4.0.0

All SDKs are MIT licensed. Forged with love by an actual chud.