Own a piece of the chud-native web.

Register a real subdomain for $5/year, settled in USDC on Solana. No banks, no Visa, no processor fees - just $5 of USDC and a memo.

Subdomains are real and resolve under a domain we control. Registrations are recorded in a KV ledger and bound to your Solana payment via an on-chain memo (so a payment can buy exactly one name, once). Every name passes a reserved/abuse filter; report abuse to [email protected] and we’ll take it down. Chudflare reserves the right to remove any purchased subdomain that violates Cloudflare’s (the real company) Terms of Service. This is a parody product: there is no SLA, no refunds, and nothing ever happens.