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Chud Radar

A bird’s-eye view of the chud-native internet.

Network-wide trends across every byte of slop Chudflare carries: global traffic, the most-mogged domains, PSL over time, mog vectors, and edge health. Updated continuously by a hunched SRE who refuses to stand.

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updated 0s ago · cf-ray 8c0ffee-CHUD
Global slop traffic
320 Tbps
▲ 4.2%
Mogs blocked / sec
112,400
▲ 1.9%
Network avg PSL
2.1
▼ 0.3%
Avg hunch angle
47°
▲ 0.6%
Currently mewing
11.4%
— 0.0%

Network PSL over time

Network-wide average PSL, last 24 hours. Lower is more chudded.

Slop traffic by region

Share of total slop egress by Chudflare region.

Top mogged domains

Domains taking the most mog events across the network. A high PSL is a liability.

# Domain Mog events (24h) Avg PSL 24h Trend

Top mog vectors

What got people mogged this period. Defend accordingly.

Edge PoP health

Hunch angle and status across selected points of presence.

All figures on this page are fabricated and deterministic per period. Public resolver: 6.9.6.9. Source data is one (1) hunched SRE in DEN-CHUD-3 reading a thermometer. Nothing ever happens.